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Funny Jokes from Sarab4u.com


 

Bunty : Darling, chalo kisi veeraan jagah par chaltey hain.
Babli : Lekin wahan tum koi badmaashi to nahi karogey.
Bunty : No Darling.
Babli : To fir janey ka kya fayda.

Teacher : Pappu, beta batao, Pankha Male hai ya Female ?
 
Pappu : Agar Khaitan ka hai to Male aur agar Usha ka hai to Female.

Bunty ki ladai apney baap se ho gayi.
To usney apney baap ki photo
kabristaan mein ek ped par latka di.
Aur neechey likha - "Coming Soon".
 

Surdas : Bhabhi ji, ye lo ladoo.
Bhabhi naha rahi thhi, bina kapde pehney bahar aa gayi,
ye sochkar ki surdas to andhey hai.
Bhabhi : Ye kis khushie mein ?
Surdas : Meri aankhey theek ho gayi hai....
 

Bunty asks his wife : Aaj kuchh naya kare kya ?
Babli : Kya karoge ?
Bunty : Kaan mein dalunga.
Babli : Oh ji, behri ho gayi to ?
Bunty : Dhutt pagli...Aaj tak goongi hui kya ?
Child : Papa, ajj main school nai jana.
Papa : Kyon beta ?
Child : Kal school vich sada weight toleya si,
Kitey ajj sanu vech na den.
 
Doctor (Pagal se) : Ye chithi tum kisey likh rahe ho ?
Pagal : Apney aap ko.
Doctor : Achha, is mein kya likha hai ?
Pagal : Maloom nahi.
Doctor : Kyon ?
Pagal : Abhi mujhe mili nahi.
Hunty : Mere vich aj vi ohni power hai jini pehla si.
Bunty : Kivey ?
Hunty : Khand di bori pehla vi nahi si chuki jandi,
tey hun vi nahi.....
Teacher : Wo teen words batao jo sabsey jyada boley jatey hain.
Student : Mujhey nahin pata.
Teacher : Shabaash beta !
 
Husband : Hypnotise karna kya hota hai ?
Wife : Kisi ko control mein karkey apni marzi ke kaam karwana.
Husband : Chal jhoothi, usey to SHAADI kehtey hain.
 
Ek aadmi Girlfriend sey :
Darling, main tumsey shaadi nahi kar sakta.
Merey ghar waley mana kar rahey hain.
Girlfriend : Tumharey ghar mein kaun kaun hai ?
Aadmi : Ek biwi aur 3 bachey......
 
   
 

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